More kid funnies! Love them!
Kaiden: "Mommy! Look what I brought for you!" (running in the house with flowers picked from the yard)
Me: "Wow! I love them. I really like when you think of me like that and bring me flowers."
Kaiden: "Cause you like that?"
Me: "Yep. Girls like that kind of stuff."
Kaiden: "Yeah. Girls like pretty flowers cause they are princesses."
"Me and Maddey have boogies in our ears. I just put my finger in my ear and felt it."
"Maddey, can I please use that phone? I have a cousin that I need to say hi to."
"Close your eyes. And when I count to, ummmm, one then open your eyes. One, two, three, four, ONE! Open your eyes!"
"That was a big poop. It kind of hurt. I thought it was going to split my butt."
Me: "What do you want for lunch?"
Kaiden: "Ummm...how about strawberries and crawfish."
Maddey: "Mommy! My belly ache is full. My legs hurt."
Maddey: "Cause my belly ache is full."
Me: "How'd you get so big?!"
Maddey: "Daddy made me big."