- Please don't lick the floor.
- Don't drink the bath water.
- Don't put ham on your sister's back.
- Come here and let me pick your nose. You've got boogies.
- If you push out your poo-poo then I'll give you a cupcake.
- We don't feed the dog brocolli.
- No baby, please don't touch your brother's pee pee.
- Girls don't have a penis, they have a vagina.
- Those are called boobies.
- You only color on paper. Don't color on the floor, your sister, the chairs, the table, the walls or yourself.
and because I couldn't leave this one out....
11. No. You don't wipe your butt with your covers.
Oh, the life of a mom.