I knew the day would come where I would constantly be breaking up fights, hear the words, "she's touching me," or "she's staring at me" over and over again. But really, no one prepared me for this:
Kaiden: (singing in the backseat of the car) "LaLaLaLaLaLaLaLa."
Madelyn: (Quickly joining in. Bless her little almost-15-month-old heart) "LaLaLaLaLaLa."
Kaiden: (promptly glancing at Madelyn) "No baby. Dat's my La La."
Kaiden: "Nooooo....that's MY La La, baby.
5 minutes later...
Kaiden: "Nooooo, dat's my MeMeMeMeMe."
There may not be enough patience in the universe to help me survive each day.