Remember when you had those really bizarre, I mean really bizarre, dreams during pregnancy? Well I started having some of those last night in between waking up 50 million times to toss and turn or get up to pee. Never-the-less, I had some doozies that are left up for some major interpretation. So, dust off your dream books and help me figure out what this one means.
Hubs and I were on this school bus with a bunch of people. None of which I recognized. We were driving through this little suburban neighborhood that sat right on a body of water. I don't know if it was a large lake or ocean, but regardless there was water involved. We pulled up to this wooden bridge that overlooked the water and all got off the bus and onto this boat. We were going to be taking a boat tour. So we piled into the back of this boat. Only the boat was sitting on the bridge. In the back of the boat we all were sitting in water about up to our necks. I was in the very back looking down the bridge at a man (that would be our tour guide) walking up towards the boat. He was carrying a dolphin. A real, live dolphin. Pretty cool, I thought. At this point, hubs and this other man get out of the boat and said that they needed to go to Wal-mart and would be right back. The tour guide sat on the side of the boat and handed me the dolphin. I thought, "oh, how cute" and was holding it and hugging it, etc. I asked a lady sitting next to me to take a picture. As the dolphin and I are looking at each other face to face, he started to throw up on me! But not just any throw up. Like black, watery throw up. He kept doing it like 4 times in a row. I was trying to scream for someone to get that thing off of me, but no noise would come out of my mouth. The lady was just snapping pictures and wasn't helping. It was gross.
Meanwhile, hubs was in Wal-mart. He and this man were there buying, of all things, sleeping bags and adult diapers! I told you it was going to be a bizarre one! HA! I must have decided to get out of the boat and try and get myself cleaned off, cause I ended up at Wal-mart too. I went into their restrooms that had like 20 stalls. My dog, Paco, somehow joined me in the bathroom. As I went in one of the stalls I closed the door but found myself standing at the side of the toilet because when you shut the door, the door was so close to the toilet that it touched the front of it. There was no way to actually sit on the toilet (or "hover" like we all should do in public restrooms) to go because the door was right there in the way! So I opened the door and tried the next one. Same thing. I finally had to stand there and wait for the handicapped restroom so I could fit. Of course there was a huge line for that since none of the other stalls were usable.
At this point, I woke up baffled. What does this all mean? Dolphins, boats, throw up, Wal-mart bathrooms, adult diapers and sleeping bags? Hmmmm.....Am I losing my mind? Probably. But that is for a whole different post. Any dream interpreters want to take a stab at that one? Good luck!