Maybe it was the Spinach Artichoke Dip that I have left over from Kaiden's party that I ate Saturday. And Sunday. And Monday. Oh, yeah, and yesterday.
Or maybe it was the cake and ice cream that I ate on Saturday. Then it called my name on Sunday and I answered.
How 'bout the cookies?
Nope. I'm sure that wasn't it.
I know, it was probably the chocolate chips that I keep in the cupboard that I had a handful of the other day. Or two. Maybe three. Okay, four handfuls, but I'm sure that was all I had.
Hmmmm, I can't quite figure it out. I mean, I have been eating salads for dinner the past couple of nights. With a roll. Or two. And butter.
Like I said, I am feeling fat today. I am still not quite sure why.