I just wanted to clarify something. Today is September 19th, right? And Christmas is still on December 25th, right? Nobody would have happened to have changed it when I wasn't looking, right?
I just wanted to check because after running errands today (Alone. All by myself, might I add...I thought I had died and went to heaven) I was in Costco and Hallmark and it looked like Santa and his elves had thrown up all over the store. Christmas paraphernalia EV-ER-Y-WHERE.
I totally had to look up how to spell paraphernalia.
Seriously. Cards, wrapping paper, gift boxes, lawn angels, toys, tree ornaments. It was nuts! I mean, I love me some Christmas joy and all but, Whoa Nelly, let's not get ahead of ourselves here. Can I please just get through Halloween first then you can bring on as much Christmas as you want. Umm, thanks.
Okay. I'm off to write out my Christmas list. I would hate for you all not to get a jump start on buying my presents.